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May 09

The difference between bees and wasps.

• Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
• Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

May 04

“Larry Stylinson isn’t real”

management-sucks:

I beg to differ.

I’m just gonna throw all I have in hand. You decide.

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OHMYGODFUCKINGYES.

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May 01

Apr 12

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Mar 15

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Mar 04

m4nduh:

looks like heaven

(via hatetheheartbreak)

Feb 15

Leaving school early, cause you were “Sick”

 at first your like, yeah i don’t feel good..

and then shes like wanna go home? and you’re just like

and you leave school and you’re all like addiooss moothhaa fucckkass

 

I do this all the time XD

Omg Hahahahaha

(via hatetheheartbreak)

Feb 11

Lana del rey

(Source: cmonpro, via hellyeahmalfoy)

Feb 01

Yes.

(Source: superwhitegirlproblems)