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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

“Larry Stylinson isn’t real”

management-sucks:

I beg to differ.

I’m just gonna throw all I have in hand. You decide.

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OHMYGODFUCKINGYES.

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Lol a criminal :)

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harold-fucking-styles:

chocolateyliam:

onedirectionhappy:

BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. EVER.

FOR GOD’s SAKE NIALL HOW CAN YOU BE SO CUTE!?! xD

I love it how Louis’ like “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE NIALL!”

hahahahha hahahhahahaha is it bad I laughed so much

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

Omg yes

m4nduh:

looks like heaven

Leaving school early, cause you were “Sick”

at first your like, yeah i don’t feel good..

and then shes like wanna go home? and you’re just like

and you leave school and you’re all like addiooss moothhaa fucckkass

I do this all the time XD

Omg Hahahahaha

Lana del rey

Yes.